Moonfall review: Finally an apocalypse movie that’s fun to watch

Moonfall is a disaster movie that starts slow, but when it gets going it is packed with action, incredible special effects and spooky tentacles emerging from a lunar crater. Despite the subject matter, the film succeeds in taking itself fairly seriously, says Leah Crane



Space



4 February 2022

MOONFALL

Patrick Wilson in Moonfall

Centropolis / R.Bajo

All I wanted was to not be bludgeoned over the head with subtext; if I had to sit through one more not-so-subtle reframing of climate change or the pandemic as a different kind of disaster, I think I would’ve screamed. My neighbours can thank Roland Emmerich, then, for the relative peace while I watched Moonfall, give or take the bombastic sci-fi sound effects and occasional bursts of laughter.

Moonfall is classic Emmerich, with notes of his 1996 film Independence Day, themes reminiscent of the 2014 film Interstellar, and a few scenes that seem ripped directly from Star Wars. The famous Star Wars line: “that’s no moon” would have fitted in perfectly. In fact, Moonfall is positively littered with references to science fiction both recent and classic

John Bradley (Game of Thrones) has his star turn as K.C. Houseman, a conspiracy theorist-turned-hero who spots before anyone else that the moon seems to be falling towards Earth. Halle Berry and Patrick Wilson are also compelling as a NASA executive and a disgraced former astronaut, respectively. Donald Sutherland is fascinating and a little haunting as the keeper of NASA’s darkest secrets. If all these roles sound familiar to you, it’s because this is classic sci-fi: every character is archetypical, and every sci-fi buzzword is present and accounted for.

That’s not to say the film is predictable. And it’s certainly not boring. It starts slow, but when it starts to get going it is packed with action, incredible special effects, spooky tentacles emerging from a lunar crater, and the instantly-classic line “Save the moon, save Earth.” Somehow, despite the camp subject matter, the film succeeds in taking itself fairly seriously.

The science in Moonfall is largely plausible, although it is, of course, exaggerated for effect. It must be said, because this is a science magazine, that the moon is in fact slowly receding from Earth and it would be nigh-on impossible to drag it closer. If it were coming closer at the rate portrayed in the film, Earth would almost certainly be destroyed – and most of what our heroes in the film attempt to do would be impossible for practical and geopolitical reasons. In fact, after the events of the movie the planet would almost certainly be unlivable.

There are a few irritations for those of us who follow real science. Some characters in the movie make arguments for space-related conspiracy theories that may at first glance seem almost convincing. But in real life, scientists are extraordinarily bad at keeping quiet about discoveries that exciting in any way. NASA is portrayed in an inexplicably negative light, while Elon Musk and his companies are mentioned with eye-rolling regularity to the point that it starts to feel like product placement.

But none of that matters when you’re watching the moon rise over the horizon so close that it’s mowing down skyscrapers and dragging the sea into the sky. Thinking about plausibility feels like a waste of time when you could, instead, think about how the filmmakers animated some of the more impressive scenes.

Overall, Moonfall is good old-fashioned fun, an apocalypse movie that didn’t feel the need to remind us that we’re living through an apocalypse right now. If you’ve enjoyed any of the major space films of the last few decades and any of the Fast and the Furious movies, you’ll like it. The premise is pleasingly outlandish while mostly remaining believable, and the plot is too. It has moments of humour, stretches of gripping action, gorgeous views and plenty of heart. I highly recommend it.